Kelok gets a day off while his partner is in Medical. He meets fellow agents, becomes acquainted with special features of HQ, receives a visit from a new friend, and has a chat with the Floating Hyacinth. Sounds like a good day, right?

( Repent, or the spirit of the real SO will smite thee! )

Unger goes on a walk in HQ with Khazad Dym the mini-Balrog and Homles the mini-Hound of the Baskervilles.

( What's the worst that could happen? )

Kelok gets nothing but headaches for his troubles in this story--from his partner and from the mission.

( There was still a lot that he didn’t understand. )

Turtles?

( Where did you learn the word implausible, Unger? )

Rainbow What?

Warnings: The original fic is NSFW, NSFB. It contains extreme OOCness, and graphic description of rape, which is depicted as a happy good thing. The mission is also NSFW and NSFB after the agents step through the portal into the fic due to the nature of the original.

( Giggle, Giggle, Scuttle. )